Several of my friends on FB have linked an article about a new upcoming app that will purportedly allow you to read novels in 90 minutes, helping your eyes absorb each word in a scientifically accurate way that allows for reading up to 500 words per minute!
You're just . . . all . . . so adorable. (I tested myself again using this article this morning. Results were a little slower, probably because I was reading it on the NY Times site itself which is not designed for speed reading, but still fast enough that I don't think this new app will be of much use to me.)
In short, all of you can use the new app. Then let's have a race. Bring it on!